1 deci

This is German for 1 deciliter (yes, I know the British and the Americans are not familiar with this unit measure, but trust me, it's not much). It's basically a small glass of wine.

Got offered one today. The waiter came up to me and said: "would you like 1 deci of wine for free". I said: "who is offering?". He said: "he doesn't like me to tell you". So ok, no way I'm gonna accept wine from a stranger, who cannot be bothered to tell me who he is. So no.

Later it turned out it was a grandpa type with funny teeth. Good thing I'm a girl with principles...especially since it was only 1 deci :)