Earing

So, going downhill from last blog. If kissing is a verb, surely earing is too? Why do men think it's erotic to lick ears? At a first date? So bad kissing is one thing, but I surely don't want to stick my tongue into an ear I do not know from a hole in the wall. Gosh, that got to be funny, the hole thing :)

But really, I don't wanna have a tongue in my ear on the first date. And I surely don't wanna put my own in there, who knows when he cleaned it last?

OK, agreed, it could be part of foreplay, but surely not on the first date?