Bonnie

This is semi-funny. The band playing this week in my usual place tells this story every time they are about to play My Bonnie. So here goes:

My Bonnie is over the ocean. My Bonnie is over the see. My father was over my mother, and that was the beginning of me.

OK, you have to speed up the last sentence a bit in order to make it fit, but as said, semi-funny. And if you're at least half-drunk, you laugh :)