Meat man

Went shopping today for meat. Have been cooking for some friends this evening. Pork fillet. And I ordered in German (impressive, huh?). And said "I would like pork fillet enough for four people please". The man said: "yes, this'll do it". OK. But I thought it looked like not too much. So again asked: "are you sure?". He said: "is it women or men?". I said men. 3 of them. And me. He looked very impressed (who wouldn't be?) and said: "well, since men tend to eat more than women, perhaps we'll add some". To which I said yes.

Good thing I did, since there was nothing left on the plates...