Ashtray

Was having a fag during a break today. As you do. There was an ashtray, one of these things fixed to the wall that you cannot empty. It was burning, like on fire, smelling like shit.

One of the guys were making a gesture like he was going to pee in the ashtray, in order to kill the fire. He then left. Another guy was taking him up on it and at the time it was just me and him and a woman we didn't know.

He made the gesture, and said "will you girls please move a bit", meaning we couldn't watch when he was peeing. I said "no way, we're staying" (wouldn't you have done?). So, he took a step back and indicated that he was so well hung so he wouldn't be able to pee so close to the ashtray. My response? "well, at least you don't have to work on your self-esteem :)"

Good thing I have a sense of humour, because the other (Swiss) woman just didn't get it. However, she kept on asking "what is the fun? please tell me". Conclusion: The Swiss are willing but not able :)...challenges welcome :)