Friend of a friend

Well, not exactly that, but remember the guy with the chewing gum? Tonight I befriended his friend. Or he befriended me. Who cares?

Anyway, we got to talk. Turns out he has a brain. Surprise. He also has a girlfriend from Finland. So when push came to shove, (and I was tempted I admit), I sent him home.

Aren't I good? The thing is I will never get a thank you from the Finnish girlfriend. I just felt it wasn't right.

But again, who's fooling who? If I was the Finnish girlfriend, would I really want a guy who has it in for somebody else?