Gonorrhoea
For those of you who cannot see the borat-link of deleted scenes (which I watch over and over, since they are so very funny)...here's a written version of the gonorrhoea scene:
Doctor: How did you get gonorrhea?
Borat: From a make-a sexy time. I have had gonorrhea many times. Ze ladies very much like Borat, high-five (does high-five with the doctor). I have also had other disease in this area.
Doctor: Do you know what they were?
Borat: I once catche herpes from my sister.
Doctor: That means you had sexual relations with your sister.
Borat: Yes.
Doctor: And is that unusual in your country?
Borat: Only of a feast of Zürich (he actually says something else, but it does sound like Zürich :)
Doctor: Did you ever had sexual relations with any other family member?
Borat: No, I amma not sick.
Doctor: How did you get gonorrhea?
Borat: From a make-a sexy time. I have had gonorrhea many times. Ze ladies very much like Borat, high-five (does high-five with the doctor). I have also had other disease in this area.
Doctor: Do you know what they were?
Borat: I once catche herpes from my sister.
Doctor: That means you had sexual relations with your sister.
Borat: Yes.
Doctor: And is that unusual in your country?
Borat: Only of a feast of Zürich (he actually says something else, but it does sound like Zürich :)
Doctor: Did you ever had sexual relations with any other family member?
Borat: No, I amma not sick.
2 Comments:
At 6:49 PM, Anonymous said…
Headline: Gonorrhoea
Have seen. Love it!
At 7:51 PM, Annika said…
Black humour...love it too! Even though he makes fun of women (that's a daring thing to do in these days :)...respect!
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