Parrot

Since birdies are the topic tonight, I just want to remind you about "the Norwegian blue", the joke from Monty Python...yes, a long time ago, from the 70's I think but a classic.

The parrot is kinda dead, it's resting, it's deceased, this parrot is no more, he's pining for the fjords, it has gone to see his ancestors, he's off the twig, he's history, he kicked the bucket, he is no longer with us, he is a stiff, he is no longer functioning, not with us anymore, he is an ex-parrot...

Probably one of the best jokes ever...but I'm open to challenges...

http://www.mtholyoke.edu/~ebarnes/python/dead-parrot.htm