Birdie nam-nam

Birds are the name of the game this evening. First topic I have to rant about is the friggin birds who sing outside my window every morning. At 5 am. This is not on. I do like the summer, but hello? I live in the middle of a city. For a reason. Birds were never part of why I signed up for city-life, ok?

I'm somebody who likes the smell of asphalt, the fumes of cars, the busy life in the city. Not friggin birds. As far as I'm concerned, I can see those on Discovery channel, don't need to experience them IRL (internet language for in real life).

Somebody get me a gun...