Mornings

People who speak in the mornings should be shot! I know it's a bit of a harsh statement, but don't you agree? What's wrong with these people? Must they express feelings/opinions/whatever in the f...ing morning?

Mornings for me are drinking coffee, contemplating that you're still alive, watching a bit of news on the telly (only if you feel up to it), getting the energy to shower, that type of thing.

The only mornings I have experienced with any type of pleasure, are the ones when I still haven't gone to bed...