Conversation with bird

"So which part of do NOT nest in my boat did you not get?" Couldn't friggin believe that I had another egg in my boat on Friday. A new nest was being built. Some more shit. Think it were pidgeons, since two of them kept on circling the boat. I gave it to another bird, who's nesting in the next boat. Mind you, not in the boat but on the back of it. Much more considerate if you ask me.

What else could I do? They don't pay rent. I wasn't going cruising on Zürichsee with a birds nest in the boat, was I?

Have now stacked up cushions in the back to see if I can prevent them from trying again. Apparently they are not too brainy...