Rudolf

Or Rudolph...or Rudolfia...or whatever. Getting a bit paranoid with this language thing. Point is, I just went to the bathroom and looked at myself in the mirror. Wish I hadn't. It is so strange that after a summer on the lake, being really tanned, I still get red in the face from sun (yes, I know what you think, but it really isn't).

Good thing is, tomorrow I'll look "gargeous" (Scottish pronunciation). Small things to be grateful for.

Like the sexist joke: the husband says "you are ugly" to his wife. His wife responds "you are drunk". To which the husband responds "yes, but in the morning I'll be sober".