Topz

You know these little thingies that you use to clean your ears. Anyway, was on the toilet in a bar recently. Some bars are nice enough to provide you with tampons. This particular one also provided Topz.

Who in the whole world goes out to a bar in order to clean your ears? Or was it there just in case people were talking too much bullshit, and the use would be to simply stick them in your ears to avoid listening?