Yes we have no bananas

Funny tonight at my fav place. One of the waiters was taking a bite of a banana, at the same time he put his arm around me, asking if I wanted a bite too. I said: "no, I'm a woman, I eat bananas differently". When he stopped choking, he couldn't stop laughing.

A while later, a woman next to me order an Underberger. This is a schnapps that comes in a miniature bottle. And in a paper wrapping. When he peeled off the paper of the bottle, I winked. That set him off again. Not to talk about the woman, she spilled most of the schnapps :)

What a waste :)...but again maybe not. A good laugh is worth a lot.