The worst

One of the worst things is when the telephone goes off in the middle of the night. I always think that something really bad happened, and it scares the shit out of me. Last night somebody (I know who you are) called at 3.15. By the time I realized it was the phone, and got up, it stopped ringing. I bet you this person was drunk, and thought it was a good idea at the time. It wasn't.