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Monday, December 26, 2005

Are all men the same?

The obvious answer here would be no. But then again, are there common factors? And are there differences between hetero and homo guys? I would argue yes. To quite an extent.

Men in general, according to my opinion (which is purely based on empirical studies of hetero men during quite a long time):

* not as able to talk about feelings
* can navigate and have a sense of direction
* quite non-technical when it comes to home appliances
* can only handle one thing at a time
* interested in sports
* unable to see when cleaning is needed
* cannot spend more than 5 minutes on the phone
* can never spend less than 5 minutes on the toilet (the cave according to Men are from Mars, and Women from Venus), unless another beer is awaiting in the bar
* often colour-blind
* have an unnatural interest in vehicles
* are seldom nurses
* quite untidy
* never kiss other men as a way of greeting or goodbye
* seldom hug other men (except for on the football field, which may explain why so many men are into football!)

This is just my personal opinion, and far from all traits of men. And of course, there are exceptions. But not many.

If you think there are, you must be a man :)

Challenge, anyone?

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