Silly

This is how you get after a few. Remember the ashtray story about the guy with (possibly) long know-you-what? Tonight, he went to the toilet. As you do, after a few beers. He took his time. Was away long enough for us to comment on it. Where is he?

Then we looked at each other (two women, mind you :)...and said, well, he's...

Like I said, silly...but still funny :)