Salsa - just ain't happening

I have tried many times. Was supposed to happen last week. Didn't, on account of the teacher having the flu. It just seems that I am not supposed to salsa.

I like the beat, the moves, the idea of salsaing. Why isn't it happening? Guess it should tell me something, salsa is not for me.

Remember one time though. In St Martin (the Caribbeans). I was invited to dance by a native. He said "please try and relax, you're too European". I tried. But when the guy stuck his you-know-what between my legs, I kind of stiffened. And he was already.

Hard to relax, me? Guess I have to loosen up :)