Stupid things

Do you ever do totally stupid things? I do. I just went to the bedroom to get my mobile charger, which is lying on the floor next to other useful things. I didn't turn the light on, and got punished immediately. Stuck my thumb into one of the teeth of a hair brush, in between the finger and the nail. Ouch!

Remember another time at my aunt's place. I was also going to charge my mobile. I was leaning down towards the floor where the electric socket is placed, plugged in the cable, and when rising hit my head really hard on the telly shelf above. Twiched (as you do when hurt) and somehow promptly pressed my mouth into the kitchen chair. Ended up with a really thick lip. Ouch again!

Why, oh why?